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IN URDU/HINDI	IN ENGLISH
1 Admi Rikshay wale se: Khan Sahab saddar jaega? Khan: Hamara khayal hy nahi jaega. Admi: Aray bhai saddar jaega? Khan: Shayad 2013 tak jaega. Admi: Abey me bol raha hu Regal Chowk, Saddar jaega? Khan: Ye to saddar ka marzi hy k regal chowk jae ya banaras chowk ham se poch k thori jaega…	Jin- wat do u want? Boy- a beautifull girl. Jin- if u r muslim i’ll give u mahnoor baloch if u r a hindu i’ll give u kareena kapoor if u r christian i’ll give u angelina jolie, whats ur name? Boy- sheikh vinod fernandes Angel- give him firdos ashiq awan for trying to be over smart
Wife:Is Sal Rozay Rakho Gy? Husband:Nhe Wife: Aur Taravi Prhogay? Husband:Mushkil Hy Wife:Aur Aftari Kro gy?… Husband:Zahir hai. Kia bilkul he kafir hojaon?	A Man got Taweez to control his wife. After 1 month he reports to Pir. “No change in wife but neighbor’s wife is in control” Pir: Its called a side effect
kehty hain k insan ko sb se zyada  dukh mohabat m dil totny p hota hy, Lekin mera zati khayal hy k Dhoop  m khari BIKE p bethne se b cheekhen nikl jati hain	HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further M0ral: always Keep a SPARE TYRE…
Molvi to Zardari : “Buray Kaam Chorh Do Warna ALLAH Ka Azaab Ayega” Zardari : “Buray Kaam To Parvez  Musharaf Kar Gaya Mein To ALLAH Ka Azaab Hoon.”	The teacher puts 2x+5×2/-8+21a on the board and tells me, “solve the problem” i get up, and erase the board, problem solved!!
1 aisa sawal jo apko aag laga dega. . . . . . . . . AAP HuMARI karKaRDaGI SE KHUSH TO HEiN NA…..?? From Wapda……..	Dear Angel Of Death: . . . . . . . . . . . You Have Taken a Wrong Zardari
Marriage is like eating in a Resturant. You order your choice from the  menu  and then look at the neighbour’s  table and wish KASH YEH ORDER KIA HOTA	A cute love story with happy ending: One day somebody proposed u! U said: "i am Not interested." This way, somebody lived a happy life .
Pthan ne galti se ksi ko 100 ka  balance bej dia. Phr call ki O yara hmara 100 rupy wapis kro Pnjabi: hmare pas to 80 aya hai Pthan: ruko ruko yara hum 20 or bhjta hai.	One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
Dost: Itne udas kyun ho? Man: Wife se jhagra hoa tha usne  kaha ke wo mujh se 30 din bat  nahi kare gi Dost:Tumhe to khush hona chahiye Man:Aaj akhri din hai.	Why love marriage is better than arranged??? Because "A KNOWN DEVIL IS BETTER THAN AN UNKNOWN GHOST"
Dear Facebook, Stop Being Like My Parents And Suggesting People For Me To Be Friends With. . . =P Sincerely Us ... =D	2 MEN TALKING 1st: I am getting married because I am tired of eating out, cleaning house & doing laundry 2nd: Strange, I am taking divorce for same reasons!
Dr. to patient's friend: Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aate tou hum isey bacha lete. . . Patient's Friend: Abay,15 min pehle tou accident hua hy . . .	Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's 5756 Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.

IN URDU/HINDI 3 Womens Topic: Husbands Sy Kaam Karwana American: Main Ne Husband Se Kaha Ke Ahinda Khana Tum Pakao Gaye 2nd Din Us Ne Kuch Na Kiya 3rd Din Usney Rost Bana Liya German: Main Ne Husband Se Kaha Ke Ahinda Ghar Ki Safai Tum Karo Gaye 2nd Din Wo Chup Raha 3rd Din Poora Ghar Saaf Tha Indian: Main Ne Un Se Kaha Ke Ahinda Kapray Tum Wash Karo Gaye, Apney Sab Kaam Khud Karo Gaye Aglay Din Mujhy Kuch Nazar Na Aaya 2nd Din Bi Kuch Nazar Na Aaya 3rd Din Aankh Ki Soojan Kuch Utri To Kuch Nazar Aaya (;	IN ENGLISH Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: "Hello Darling" The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen..
Teacher: Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain? Pathan: Eagle. Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Hojaye to? Pathan: Illegal.	Did You Know . . .? That "HEELS" Are Man's Invention To Make It Harder For A Woman To Run Away.
Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha: Sindhi se: Q: Taleem A: B.A Q: Pakistan kab bana? A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai. Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai? A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain. Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye. Pathan se: Q: Naam? A: B.A Q: Kab Paida huwe? A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai. Q: Baap ka Naam? A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.	A man received d phone from emergency room of hospital Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car accident & I've bad n good news. The bad news is, She has lost both arms n legs n will b on a respirator d rest of her life. Man: 0h my God, whats the good news? Doctor: I'm kidding, She is Dead...
Teacher to pathan: Batao Pakistan ka Jhanda Sab se Pehle Kahan Lehraya Gaya? Pathan Boht Dair Sochne k Baad Bola: Hawa Main.	No one is as ugly as their driving license/ identity card picture, nor as good-looking as their facebook profile pic..!
1 Pathan Pilot Jahaz Land Karne Per Bohat Khush Hua: Neeche Staff Ne Usey Hatho Hath Dhar Lia Aur Airman Uski Wardi Utarne Main Help Karne Laga. Pathan Fakhar Se: Aaj Maine India K 2 Jahaz,1 Aabdoz ko Mara Hai. Airman: Lekin Sir G Aapne 1 Ghalti Kardi Pathan: Wo kia? Airman: Bus Aap Ghalti Se India Land Kar Gaye Hain.	Air & students hv d same mentality How? ? ? ? ? Both r turning d book's pages without reading.
Pathan: Maa hum bara ho kr pilot bane ga Maa: beta muje kaise pata chalega k ye mere betay ka jahaz ha???… Pathan(bara soch kr): hum guzarate waqt ghar pe bomb phenk dia kare ga	A 5th standard kid wrote in his maths answr sheet: Dear Math, Im sick & tired of finding ur x Jst accpt d fact dat she's gone! Move On dude!
Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li: Aur Drive Pe Nikla. Thora Aagay Gaya to Toll Plaza Aaya. Aadmi Bola Han Khan G? Pathan: Full Kar Do.	A Sweet demand by a kid. A kid was beaten by his mom. Dad came n asked- what happen son? Kid said-I cant adjust with your wife anymore, I want my own.

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha: . Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.                                             . Aur Bola: . Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon . Aur . Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. …	Pathaan's wish: when i die, I wana die like my grandpa who died peacefuly in his sleep not screamin like all d passengers in d bus he was driving
Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed sy kyn ja rahy ho KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly board pe likha hy: YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY	Newton’s law of load shedding: “The rate of load shedding is directly propotional to the temperature of atmosphere, provided that the role of WAPDA remains constant”.
Pessenger : Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ? . . Phatan : Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .	.. A Sign At A Petrol pump ... "Plz ... Don't Smoke Here ... Your Life May Be Worthless, But Petrol is very expensive..."
Queen Elizabeth & Pathan were havng candle light dinner. Queen says- Pass d wine u divine! "Pathan thinks-"how poetic"! Pathan says-"pass d roti u moti":D	Boyfrnd rushes home: pack ur bag honey,I have won Rs10 crores in a lottery.. GF: Wow!Thailand or Switzerland? BF:Who Cares? U just pack ur bag & GET LOST..
1 Shaks K.E.S.C Office Fone Kr K Bola: Janab Light Band Kr Do K.E.S.C Wala: Hiran Ho Kar Q Sir? Man: Wo Yara Hmaray Dimagh Me 1 Naya Gali Aya Hai Wo Tumko Dena Hy.	Height of surprise,: G¡rl: today's my birthday,, what r u gifting me?=> Boy: Can u see that 'PINK CAR' on the right side of the road? Girl: yah yah=> Boy: Im gifting u 'HAIRPINS' of that same colour
Garmii aur Load Sheding ka tor “HIMMAT FAN” AJ hi ghar laen aur garmi se nijat paen. Sasta mazbut aur paedar. Asal, , , KHUJOOR k paton se tyar karda.	The World's Largest Migration Is From . . . . . Orkut To Facebook !
	The Thing Which Is Never Complete, Called... . . Syllabus!! ...

Apple in a Mango Tree Sardar climbed a tree.  Monkey asked: "Too uper kyon aaya?" Sardar: "Apple Khane" Monkey: "Yeh to mango tree hai" Sardar: "Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon"	The Perfect Son. A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
Dil Phenk Tharki Husband Wife 2 her Husband: "Kya Ap ne Shadi se pehle Kisi or se Pyaar kiya"? Husband: "Nahi Jaan, Meri to Pehli or Aakhiri Mohabbat Tum ho. Samny waali Nabila, Pichli Gali ki Saima, Sehrish Cameti waali ki Beti Cheemo, Sath waalon ki Shano, Khala ki Nand ki Beti Meena, Bashir Dukan waale ki Behan Rani, or Khan sahab ki Saali Rifat se to Bas Salam Dua thi.	Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog. For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs. For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs. For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk. However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg. As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off.
Dil K Wall Kholne Ka Tariqa Taiz Aur Zor Dar Paad Marney Se DIL K Wall KhulJatey Hen. Zubaida Aapa K DhamakyDar Doctory Totky..,!	Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.
FUNNY SMS Cheez Nechy apke khany k liye ek cheez hai . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . @@@@@@@ @"SHARAM"@ @ @ @@@@ Yeh Khao or Sms Kiya Karo.;->	A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It's a girl. She's my daughter. A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father. B: I'm not. I'm her mother.