Duggling
| IN URDU/HINDI | IN ENGLISH |
Pathan K Mobile P Raat 2 Baje Phone Aya: Pathan Ghussey Me Bola: Khabees Ka Bachcha.. Zarori Nahi K Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho | When a women says what! to a man, it is not because she didn’t hear him, but she is giving him another chance to change his words before he is screwed... |
| YeH arZoO hAi mErI yEh iLTaJa hAi yARoO . . . . . . . Jidhar KESC Wale Dikhe Chappal Utha Ke MAroo | The shortest relationship in life is between students and books. They hook-up only a day before the exam and break-up right after the exam!! |
Wo Aaj Be Sardi Me Mar Rahi Hay, Kisi Ne Aik Bar Usy Kaha Tha, Tum Sweter K Bina Katrina Kaif Lagti Ho | Teacher to a student: What do we learn from the quote "Behind every successful man there is a woman" Student: Easy! We should just stop wasting our time in studies and find that woman |
Height Of Nalaiq Pun… Dad: Son: Dad: Son: Paper Was Leaked 2 Days Ago… | girl: do you have any sentimental great love cards? shopkeeper: what do you think of this card, it says: To the only boy I ever loved girl: great ... I want 10 of them! |
| Mummy Ye School Kya Hota He Beta Ye Wo Jagah He Jaha Parent Ko Luta Aur Bacho Ko Pita Jata He | A good lawyer knows the law; but a clever one takes the judge to lunch |
| Modeling offer for you Apko karna ye hai k dopaty ki advrtisment k lye PLAZA se kudna hai or grne k baad khna hai: Uff Sar Phat Gya Mgr Dpata Nhi Phata. | We both are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I will always there to pick you up. After I finish laughing, of course |
| Us Ne Ye Keh Kar Fried Cockroach Khila Dya Ghalib... . . . K. . . . Har Cheez Meezan Main Achi Lagti Hay . | A woman to Doctor: My husband has the problem of talking alot in sleep! What should I do? Doctor: Give him an Opportunity to speak when he is awake |
| Brrrr... BBRRRR... BBBRRRRR.... brrr... BBbRrrRRR BRRRRR... PAppu CocaCola Pee raha hai... | In Exams, We Look UP For Inspiration, DOWN For Desperation, LEFT And RIGHT For Information…. |
| Agr English Movies Pakistani Produce krtae to un kae nam Khch youn Hotae 1. Cliff Hanger: Latak'da Gujjar 2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar 3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar 3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar 4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam 5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar 6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat.. | BRAIN TEST... After reading this sentence You will realize that the the brain doesn’t recognize ....a second ‘the’. …Now you read it again to see if that’s true . . |
| Tamam Muslimz Sy Appeal Hey K Khuda K Liye Walls,Iglo0,Sn0opy Aur Om0re Ki Icecream Mat Khain Q K....... Dusr0n K0 Khatay Dkh Kr Mera B Dil Kerta Hey 0r Mera Gala Kharab He | When you marry the right person, you’re COMPLETE. And when you marry the wrong person, you’re FINISHED. But when the right person catches you with the wrong person, guess what! ... You’re COMPLETELY FINISHED |
| Pathan interview dene gaya.. manager ne us se sawal poocha what do you do..? To pathan ne manager ko bola happy birth day to you... | A student didn’t know what to do so he grabbed a coin Flipped it in the air and said Head I watch a movie, Tail I go to sleep and if it stands on the edge I’ll study! |
| Kitne Pyar Se Likha Tha Sahil Pe Tera Naam,,, *.*pappU*.* Na Jane Kis ZALIM Ne GUTKAY Ki Pichkari Maar k Laal Kar Diya... | Hey! you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy! |
| Lamha koi suhana sath ho na ho_ Kal ma aaj jaisi koi bat ho na ho_ Apki "DOST¡" hmesha is dil mai rahegi... Chahy ap mai "INSANO "wali koi bat ho na ho... | We have known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than just frnds? cos i like u vry much. i need some 1 beside me, will u b my partner 2 rob a bank? |
| IN URDU/HINDI | IN ENGLISH |
| Hey guys / gals checks this one : ............ ........ ..... .. .... " 1 " | Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER. |
Paper Se Pehle Ki "DUA" . . . . . . . . . . . Ya ALLAH !! Is Baar Pass Kara De Next Time Zaruur Parhoonga ... | 1st ever intelligent sardar. Teacher: what do u call a person sardar: u can call him anything, |
Dukandar: Bhai Cockroach k liye Powder lylo ? Pathan: Nahi bhai Cockroach ko itna bhi free nahi karna, Aaj Powder ly diya tu kal Body Spray mangey ga.. | A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant Waiter: Oh! you can't get it |
| WHY STUDENT FAIL Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313 Summer holidays 50,Days left 263 8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141 1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126 2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96, 1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81 Exams days 35 days,Days left 46 Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26 Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1 That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY. Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy? | American:-Dogs can find Bombs in my country. Japanese:-Fish can play Ball in my country. Pakistani:-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country... |
Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped | I have lots of jokes in my inbox, But I can't send you all of them, It will take a lot of time, So I'm sending you just 1 joke . . . "You are so beautiful" |
Teacher : U failure ! | |
| Pathan: Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha Dost: Wo kaisay ? Pathan: Hamara Maa kehta he Jab Hum Rota tha, to sara Ghar Sar pe otha leta tha | Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20... Same rules should be applied in Examz! (1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour. (2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins. (3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written. (4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion. (5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. |
Sardar to doctor: Dr:No problem, Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai. | What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message. Choice is yours |
| Girl PATHAN se Jb ap k pas mobile hy or mere pas b mobile hy to ap ne LETTER kyo bheja? Pathan: O humne tumko call kia tha us me baji boli plz TRY LETTER. | Wife: I wish I was a newspaper Husband: I too wish that u were |
| Teacher: 2 mai se 2 minus krdo to kya bacha? Pathan: humko sawal samaj nhi aya Teacher: tumare pas 2 rotiyan thi tmne unko kha lia ab kya bcha? Pathan: salan... | Q: What did the gangster's son A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours |
| IN URDU/HINDI | IN ENGLISH |
Ek ENGINEER, MBA student or ZUBEDA Aapa kashti me ja rahe thy, k JIN agaya or bola: “samandar me koi chez phenko, agar mene dhond li to me tumhe mar donga.. Or na dhond paya to me tumhara ghulam! Engineer ne Needle phenki, JIN ne dhond li or usy mar dia.. MBA student ne Memory Card phenka, JIN ne dhond lia or usy bi mar dia! AAPA ne Disprine phenki, wo pani me hal hogai AAPA boli: “Chal Beta Ghr Chal, Boht Kaam Para Hai” JIN Shocked AAAPA ROCKED | ¤Thinking Process¤ American was thinking: We have conquered the moon what next to conquer?? Chinese: We have covered almost 90% of the world market how to cover the rest?? Indian: We have nailed Pakistan on foreign diplomatic front what else needs to be done?? Pakistani: 12 baje light gayi thi tou 1 baje ai hai ab phir 3 baje jaey gi pata nahin 4 baje aaye gi k nahin Allah karey 5 baje na jaey:-D |
“Agr insan ka ikhlaq dekhna ho to usy ghussy ki halat men dekho” New versiOn.. “Agr insan ka ikhlaq dekhna ho to uska Inbox check krlo! | Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!! |
| KG vs UNI* *k.G=pencil,rubber, sharpener, scale……. *UNI:Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua:-) … *k.G: class me enter h0ny se phly Ma’am may i come…. *UNI:bina btae he mobile kan se lga k cls se bhr:-P *k.g: bag me hr sbjct ki buk & copy….. *UNI: yar aik paper to phar | A Phone Conversation. Lady: I think u r the Father of 1 of my children Man: Oh my God…! R u Kiran? Lady: No Man: anum? Lady: No Man: MaHa? Lady (in total confusion): No Sir, I’m the Class teacher of ur son. Oooppss |
Pathan: hum ko shadi per Susral se BMW mila hy Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare ghar koi car nahi dekhi Pathan: Oye! BMW ka matlab hai.. “Bohat Mota Wife” | When sum1 touches U & U dnt feel it, its Ignorance! When sum1 touches U & U feel it, its Luv! When nobody touches U & still U feel! Nas ja putter jin E |
Agr kbi Spider Man LAHORE Aa Jae, Tou Subha TV Channelz Pr Sb Se Pehle Kya News Hogi? . . . . . . Spider Man MOCHI gate ßijli Ki Taron Mein Phas K Halaak ! ! ! | A man was driving down street & he had a very important meeting & couldn’t find parking. Looking up towards the heaven, he said, ‘Lord, have pity on me. If you find a parking space for me, I’ll go to church every sunday for the rest of my life & give up drinking.’ Miraclously, a parking space appeared. Man looked up again & said, ‘Never mind, i found one.’ |
GIRLZ OF 1995* GIRLZ OF 2011* | Height of cHiLL: Theif 1: lets count the money we have stolen today! Theif 2: I’m so tired, We’ll see it in the Newspaper tomorrow |
Saas ki Demand: (SiMple..) Saas na ho.. | Beautiful flowers die.... Nice stories end...... Lovely songs fade........ .. Momeries are forgotten... .. All things comes to end..... But people like YOU always remain forever . . . . . . . . . BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE |
Pathn Mayyat k sth bus me ja rha tha to Logo ne usko bohot mara? Q?? Q.K Pathn Nay Awaz Lagadi O koocha SHELA KI JAWNI Lagado.Safar Acha guzry ga | In a School function: K.G boy started closing his EARs with both hands when a girl was about to start her speech, Others Asked him why r u closing ur ears, ……… He replied : “Dude She is d 1 whm 1 luv..& she is gonna start her speech wid’ My dear,brothers & sisters..” |
Telenor menu main khush Aamdeed… Rishte k LIAY 1 dbaen, Mngni k LIAY 2 dbaen, SHADI k LIAY 3 dbaen, psund ki shadi k liye apni Ammi k paon dabaen Aur, Doosri shadi k liye pehli ka gala dbaen…!!;) Telenor call krne ka shukria, | Lost ur pen=no pen No pen=no n0tes No n0tes=no study No study=fail Fail=no degree No degree=no work No work=no m0ney No m0ney=no fo0d No f0od=u get skiny U get skiny=then u get ugly Ugly=no love No love=nO mariage No mariage=no children No children=al0ne Al0ne=depressi0n Depressi0n=sicknes Sicknes=death Moral: Don’t lose ur Pen,U’ll die |
1 Pathan ki wall clock khrab ho gai Pathan: | Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?" Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. |
If Walking Is Good For Health, The Postman Wud Be Immortal A Whale Swims All Day, Only Eats Fish, Drinks Water & Is Still Fat A Rabbit Runs & Hops & Lives Only 15 Yrs WHILE A Turtle Doesn’t Run, Does Nothing, Yet Lives For 450 Yrs MORAL! TO HELL WITH EXERCISE, SLEEP WELL & EAT WELL:-) Thumbs Up! Frndz | A little boy was doing his math’s homework. He said to himself, 2+5the son of a bitch is7.. 3+6the son of a bitch is9. His mother heared this &gasped “wht r u doing?” the little boy answered,”I’m doing my math’s homework,Mom.” “And this is how ur teacher taught u to do it?” “Yes”he answered. Infuriated,the mother asked the teacher nxt day, “wt r u teaching my son in math’s?” The teacher replied,”right nw we r learning addition” The mother asked,”And r u teaching them to say 2+2,the son of a bitch is 4?” After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered “wht I taught them was,2+2 THE SUM OF WHICH IS4″:) |
Free . . . . . . . Pakistan Mæ Saans Lena bilkul Free is pe B TAX Lag jaye ga. | How Pakistanis are easy to identify? 1. Cook everything in garlic & onion. 2. Re-use gift papers. 3. Always arrive 1 hour late in a party. 4. Children have names rhyming. 5. Talk for half an hour at the gate when leaving. 6. Keep leftover food in fridge. 7. Never use measure cups while cooking. 8. Take medicines without dr’s prescription. 9.Lay bedsheets on sofas to keep them clean. 10.Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control. |
Pathan proposed a girl with romantic poetry….. “Bakra mar gya razai me! Khan pagal he teri judai me… Pani me machar tair nahi skta Ye Khan tere bin reh nhi skta… Mujhy aisy chor k na ja meri jaan I am not terorrist,My name is khan.! | Girl to his brother: “What r u going to gift grand mother on her birthday?” Boy: “A football” Girl: “But grand mother don’t play football?” Boy: she gave me books at my birthday |
